It's easy to see why these guys thought joining the Navy might improve their image (unless things went terribly awry)...
MYCOCK, William F
I like to call him Willie F Mycock (try it out loud). The flow is better. By the way, have you seen Mycock?
COX, Pearly
It usually is...after certain exercises.
HOWLING WOLF, Marvin
It's like naming your kid KICK ASS, Nerd.
LAFFOON, Flavois
I don't know which is worse.
KING, Arthur
The historical celebrity name.
ELLIAN, Monsieur
Excuse my French.
COUCH, Bonnie Jr
Jr?! This name was worth carrying on?
ICEMAN, Carl
Take my breath away...
MENSHOUSE, Jack R
Where else do you find the men?
DICKEY, Charles
The author.
ANGEL, Johnny
You're an angel to me.
I only wish I had kept track of every weird name I cam across. There's always tomorrow to look forward to.
