Thursday, August 27, 2009

Paging Nimrod Glascock

Lordy Lordy Lordy let's get right to these crazy names.

JOLLY, Gerry R.

LOUITIT, Sinclair T.
Really, it's all about the tit. And Sinclair is laughable.

SUKUP, John P.

TUBBS, Glen E.
What a pairing.

KING, Firmer J.
This makes me think of large, hard mattresses.

HEAPY, Thomas M.

ARCE, Peter A.
Is it pronounced arse? That would make both names for stuff below the belt.

ACTION, Johnny D.
Names seriously don't get better than this.

CHUBB, Percy

CHANCE, Lewlie G.

LAVENDER, Holly White
This is a man's name. And his colors.

GOBBLE, Weldon R. Jr.

HISCOCK, William
No, not mycock! Hiscock!

SNEEN, Marvin L. Jr.

LOOKER, Frank

MISSEY, Melvin M.

JESTER, Mayo

COCKMAN, Oren K.
Na na na na na na na na Cockman!!

BUNN, Gay C.
Did the Navy have an qualms admitting this guy?

LITTLEJOHN, Jack
Just amuses me.

FANNY, Roy L.
Is this the American or British fanny?

SASS, Elmer W.

SAMPLE, Samuel M.

SCHWING, John C.
Wayne's World!

LEMOS, Faust

KUNTA, Rudolph F.
Really? Really.

SMART, Webber

And now the name that prompted me post my latest list:

GLASCOCK, Nimrod

I might have to scan his name and signature....too many people did not believe this one.