Paging Nimrod Glascock

Lordy Lordy Lordy let's get right to these crazy names.

JOLLY, Gerry R.

LOUITIT, Sinclair T.
Really, it's all about the tit. And Sinclair is laughable.

SUKUP, John P.

TUBBS, Glen E.
What a pairing.

KING, Firmer J.
This makes me think of large, hard mattresses.

HEAPY, Thomas M.

ARCE, Peter A.
Is it pronounced arse? That would make both names for stuff below the belt.

ACTION, Johnny D.
Names seriously don't get better than this.

CHUBB, Percy

CHANCE, Lewlie G.

LAVENDER, Holly White
This is a man's name. And his colors.

GOBBLE, Weldon R. Jr.

HISCOCK, William
No, not mycock! Hiscock!

SNEEN, Marvin L. Jr.

LOOKER, Frank

MISSEY, Melvin M.

JESTER, Mayo

COCKMAN, Oren K.
Na na na na na na na na Cockman!!

BUNN, Gay C.
Did the Navy have an qualms admitting this guy?

LITTLEJOHN, Jack
Just amuses me.

FANNY, Roy L.
Is this the American or British fanny?

SASS, Elmer W.

SAMPLE, Samuel M.

SCHWING, John C.
Wayne's World!

LEMOS, Faust

KUNTA, Rudolph F.
Really? Really.

SMART, Webber

And now the name that prompted me post my latest list:

GLASCOCK, Nimrod

I might have to scan his name and signature....too many people did not believe this one.

The agony

DANGLER, Denis D
I appreciated the alliteration as well as the dangler.

ROY, Irby
He was so irbed, I mean irked by his name.

COWARD, Charles
He played the lion.

CRAZYTHUNDER, David F
Not just thunder...

WHITEBREAD, Elwood
So plain, yet Elwood adds a nice touch.

WALKER, Alonza Jr
I just can't fathom passing that name on.

JUNK, Ruediger H
Really?

BAD COB, Sylvester
What a corny name! What a corny comment!

SNOW, Time T
It's time! Time for what? Cold precipitation!

TUBBY, Jerry
Fat or thin, this name sucks.

CHRONIC, Joseph
Cool.

ANGER, Lawrence
I imagine that's how most Lawrences feel.

BONGABONG, Apoloni A
Whatthewhat?

GOODENOUGH, Robert
Yep. That's all I got.

TEET, Thomas
Why?

BUDAY, R E
I know it's not spelled properly, but how can you not think of cleaning butts?

DICK, Odie B
A combination of two winners.

WINKLESAS, Layne A
It's always wonderful to find a silly surname paired with a gem first name.

P.S. I don't find all of these. My coworkers helpfully discover funny things and allow me to list them here. Hooray for nice people!

More and more

TARDINO, Anthony
Tardino will become part of my slang repetoire.

WIMPEE, Delbert
Not much to live up to.

KITTEN, Edward
I'm guessing he was more of a dog person.

LUCKY, Richard
I like to think of him as Dick Lucky.

GAY, Richard
Even better that he was found on board the USS Bang.

RYE, Guy
Short and breadlike.

CRAPPS, Rubin
It doesn't matter what you pair Crapps with, but Rubin could be better.

BURPEE, Leroy
Excuse mee.

JURKEVITCH, Alex
He's one heck of a jurk.