More names

WAFFLE, Dick
My new favorite insult is dick waffle.

JANAKOS, Jick
As in the hybrid jerk dick?

CHIAPETTA, Joseph
What animal will he grow into?

CASH, John E. Jr.
He, too, wore black.

BAD MILK, Ronald
Perhaps Good Milk is more palattable.

LARGE, Harty
Like a sandwich or something.

LOVINGWOOD, Wendell
Many do.

SMELLY, John
That's just shameful.

SLUTTS, Ralph
What would your mother say?

McCOOL, Merlin
It's really a great combination.

SEX, Richard
O, just imagine those nicknames.

BUTTARO, Mario
Butt. Plus it rhymes, which is good criteria for this list.

WEAN, Eugene
What a Eugene!

The fruits of my mustard rolls

It's easy to see why these guys thought joining the Navy might improve their image (unless things went terribly awry)...

MYCOCK, William F
I like to call him Willie F Mycock (try it out loud). The flow is better. By the way, have you seen Mycock?

COX, Pearly
It usually is...after certain exercises.

HOWLING WOLF, Marvin
It's like naming your kid KICK ASS, Nerd.

LAFFOON, Flavois
I don't know which is worse.

KING, Arthur
The historical celebrity name.

ELLIAN, Monsieur
Excuse my French.

COUCH, Bonnie Jr
Jr?! This name was worth carrying on?

ICEMAN, Carl
Take my breath away...

MENSHOUSE, Jack R
Where else do you find the men?

DICKEY, Charles
The author.

ANGEL, Johnny
You're an angel to me.

I only wish I had kept track of every weird name I cam across. There's always tomorrow to look forward to.