These men had terrible, horrible, no good, very bad days EVERYDAY

BLOEMHARD, Roy

RAPER, Dick

Please god no.

Names from the lovely K!

"Awesome Muster Roll Names from USS Piedmont (AD-17)"

ROSCOES, Roosevelt T

LOVIN Jr, John B
John b lovin u 4eva.

ROYALTY, Charles A

FAGGART, William

LILLY, Kermit
So what if he was born before Kermit the Frog, see how both Kermits are associated with lily pads?

LITTLEWALKER, Van

BONECUTTER, Harold
Heyzeus!  Ouch on a stick!

KING, German
Who are you?  German King.  Which German King?  THE German King.

DUVALL, Calmer
I suspect it's more like Kal-mer.

FELIX, Firmitive
Firmitive?

GODBEHERE, Freeman
He be here, there, and everywhere.

DE HATE, Paul

TITTERNESS, Peter B
hehe

CHEATWEED, Kenneth

Thanks for lacing my boots, fellas

Click images to enlarge.
Found while looking up info on submarines.

Then I thought, Fickett, I'll do it

BEDGOOD, William
Sure hope so.

BROGG, La France
What is going on here?

DE WEE, John

SMELLEY, Ludie

PURVES, Lawrence

SCANDALITO, Giacomo

FUNK, Frank

GOODLATTE Jr, Aruther

OUTLAW, Cleatus B
This definitely sounds like a bad fictional character's name.

FRICK Jr, Courtland

PEAVY, Bonny

HOLM, Varnold

ARCHANGEL, Michael Di
Could have been Gabriel just as easily, right?

MUSKRAT, Billy

OW, Joseph

COMES AT NIGHT Jr, George
lol

FICKEN, Roger

SHRUM, Moore
More 'shrooms please?

PROPHET, Columbus
An unfortunate combination.

GIRLEY, David
In the Navy.

BIGGER Jr, James

FOX Jr, Comly

NERBY, Duane

TOTO, Vito

TITTLE, John

BOGGS, Chalmus
I never understand the odd first name coupled with the stupid last name.  The first name is easier to remedy.

PIGGEE Sr, Howard

BUMGARDNER, Raymond
Never liked Raymond.  Or his garden of butts.  Or his butt gardener.

CLUTTER, Forrest
This forest is full of clutter!  Clean it up NOW!

WALKUP, Olice
Olice?

FAILS, Norville
And he always will.  No matter what.

LENNON, John W
Seriously - I wonder what the middle name was.

FICKETT, Merle
Eh, fickett.

JAHN, John
I've never seen such cleverity!  (Pronounced cle-VER-ity)

FROM, James
To Mrs From - From Mr From

HOOKER, Necolious
Glorious.

RICE, Royce

HOLOCHWOST, Vincent
He depresses everyone.

DIES, Robert
No fear of mortality here.

CLICK, Richard
Dick Click?

ELEFANTE, Restituto

NUTTER, Larry
All Larrys are nutters.  Are all nutters Larrys?

More to come...

Before I lose another list of glorious names..

Allow me to preserve it. Apologies if there are repeats from my previous posts...

FINGER, James The. [sic]
Poor choice of period position.

GUMMERSCHEIMER, Virgil

COOL, Normand P
I don't think so.

PETROPPOULOUS, Photoius P
Dying to know what his middle name was.

SUKOW, Wayne

DISNEY, Walter E

ROBERG, Robert R
Slight variation on Robert Roberts / Robertson.

DeMOUTH, Norman

McJUNKIN Jr, Hugh K

LOVIN, Benjamin
Ben Lovin

PICKELSIMER, Merlin

COCKMAN, James
He's not an ass man, he's a Cockman.

GOO, James

Ho, Arthur
Thunder. Thunder. Thundercats, Arthur Ho!

RED, Dunklin

CASTRO, Fidel
I like finding famous names.

CORPORAL, Herculano

WANK, Peter
Hilarious last name. Hilarious-er when coupled with first name.

BELCH, Joseph

STONEMAN, Royal

PITTMAN, Gaylin

ELG, Ted
Short. Weird.

ADMIRE, Evell

PRESLEY, Quitman

BIGHEAD, Konzie

TART, Major

RICH, Guy

FOX Jr, Jewell

DICKMAN, Richard

KUNTZ Jr, Harry
Say it ain't so!

STUMP, Alpha

ROYAL, Roy B

BELCHER, Frank

BENN, Darlington

PLUMLEY, Earl Fay

COWHERD Jr, Velveteen

CAREY, Larry

FLUCK, Stephen

BUTTS, Haze C

INCH, Larry

YOHO, Harry

DROWN, Floyd
What's he doing on a ship?

TURNIPSEED, John
Johnny Appleseed sounded tastier.

PUDDER, William

WHYNOT, Howard

ARD, "R" "B"
Do the quotes imply a lack of first name?

PECK, Lafry

MONK, Zaron

PERFECT Jr, Curt O

TRUELOVE, Dewey

DICKEY, Gail

MULLETT, Fred "B"

FARDO, Carol

FLOWERS, Gayland

MANTOOTH, Ronald Ray

GLEEN, Thelma

BOGUTSKIE Jr, Florian

KRAPPS, Thomas B

WARRIOR Jr, Herbert

KNOCK, Dick

FURRY, Arthur

HAGG, Jack

KENNARD, Kenneth
Il est domage que tu es kennard :P

VODICKA, James

BEGAY, Flebix

More to follow. Hopefully soon.