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WAFFLE, Dick
My new favorite insult is dick waffle.

JANAKOS, Jick
As in the hybrid jerk dick?

CHIAPETTA, Joseph
What animal will he grow into?

CASH, John E. Jr.
He, too, wore black.

BAD MILK, Ronald
Perhaps Good Milk is more palattable.

LARGE, Harty
Like a sandwich or something.

LOVINGWOOD, Wendell
Many do.

SMELLY, John
That's just shameful.

SLUTTS, Ralph
What would your mother say?

McCOOL, Merlin
It's really a great combination.

SEX, Richard
O, just imagine those nicknames.

BUTTARO, Mario
Butt. Plus it rhymes, which is good criteria for this list.

WEAN, Eugene
What a Eugene!