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Found while looking up info on submarines.

Then I thought, Fickett, I'll do it

BEDGOOD, William
Sure hope so.

BROGG, La France
What is going on here?

DE WEE, John

SMELLEY, Ludie

PURVES, Lawrence

SCANDALITO, Giacomo

FUNK, Frank

GOODLATTE Jr, Aruther

OUTLAW, Cleatus B
This definitely sounds like a bad fictional character's name.

FRICK Jr, Courtland

PEAVY, Bonny

HOLM, Varnold

ARCHANGEL, Michael Di
Could have been Gabriel just as easily, right?

MUSKRAT, Billy

OW, Joseph

COMES AT NIGHT Jr, George
lol

FICKEN, Roger

SHRUM, Moore
More 'shrooms please?

PROPHET, Columbus
An unfortunate combination.

GIRLEY, David
In the Navy.

BIGGER Jr, James

FOX Jr, Comly

NERBY, Duane

TOTO, Vito

TITTLE, John

BOGGS, Chalmus
I never understand the odd first name coupled with the stupid last name.  The first name is easier to remedy.

PIGGEE Sr, Howard

BUMGARDNER, Raymond
Never liked Raymond.  Or his garden of butts.  Or his butt gardener.

CLUTTER, Forrest
This forest is full of clutter!  Clean it up NOW!

WALKUP, Olice
Olice?

FAILS, Norville
And he always will.  No matter what.

LENNON, John W
Seriously - I wonder what the middle name was.

FICKETT, Merle
Eh, fickett.

JAHN, John
I've never seen such cleverity!  (Pronounced cle-VER-ity)

FROM, James
To Mrs From - From Mr From

HOOKER, Necolious
Glorious.

RICE, Royce

HOLOCHWOST, Vincent
He depresses everyone.

DIES, Robert
No fear of mortality here.

CLICK, Richard
Dick Click?

ELEFANTE, Restituto

NUTTER, Larry
All Larrys are nutters.  Are all nutters Larrys?

More to come...

Before I lose another list of glorious names..

Allow me to preserve it. Apologies if there are repeats from my previous posts...

FINGER, James The. [sic]
Poor choice of period position.

GUMMERSCHEIMER, Virgil

COOL, Normand P
I don't think so.

PETROPPOULOUS, Photoius P
Dying to know what his middle name was.

SUKOW, Wayne

DISNEY, Walter E

ROBERG, Robert R
Slight variation on Robert Roberts / Robertson.

DeMOUTH, Norman

McJUNKIN Jr, Hugh K

LOVIN, Benjamin
Ben Lovin

PICKELSIMER, Merlin

COCKMAN, James
He's not an ass man, he's a Cockman.

GOO, James

Ho, Arthur
Thunder. Thunder. Thundercats, Arthur Ho!

RED, Dunklin

CASTRO, Fidel
I like finding famous names.

CORPORAL, Herculano

WANK, Peter
Hilarious last name. Hilarious-er when coupled with first name.

BELCH, Joseph

STONEMAN, Royal

PITTMAN, Gaylin

ELG, Ted
Short. Weird.

ADMIRE, Evell

PRESLEY, Quitman

BIGHEAD, Konzie

TART, Major

RICH, Guy

FOX Jr, Jewell

DICKMAN, Richard

KUNTZ Jr, Harry
Say it ain't so!

STUMP, Alpha

ROYAL, Roy B

BELCHER, Frank

BENN, Darlington

PLUMLEY, Earl Fay

COWHERD Jr, Velveteen

CAREY, Larry

FLUCK, Stephen

BUTTS, Haze C

INCH, Larry

YOHO, Harry

DROWN, Floyd
What's he doing on a ship?

TURNIPSEED, John
Johnny Appleseed sounded tastier.

PUDDER, William

WHYNOT, Howard

ARD, "R" "B"
Do the quotes imply a lack of first name?

PECK, Lafry

MONK, Zaron

PERFECT Jr, Curt O

TRUELOVE, Dewey

DICKEY, Gail

MULLETT, Fred "B"

FARDO, Carol

FLOWERS, Gayland

MANTOOTH, Ronald Ray

GLEEN, Thelma

BOGUTSKIE Jr, Florian

KRAPPS, Thomas B

WARRIOR Jr, Herbert

KNOCK, Dick

FURRY, Arthur

HAGG, Jack

KENNARD, Kenneth
Il est domage que tu es kennard :P

VODICKA, James

BEGAY, Flebix

More to follow. Hopefully soon.

Paging Nimrod Glascock

Lordy Lordy Lordy let's get right to these crazy names.

JOLLY, Gerry R.

LOUITIT, Sinclair T.
Really, it's all about the tit. And Sinclair is laughable.

SUKUP, John P.

TUBBS, Glen E.
What a pairing.

KING, Firmer J.
This makes me think of large, hard mattresses.

HEAPY, Thomas M.

ARCE, Peter A.
Is it pronounced arse? That would make both names for stuff below the belt.

ACTION, Johnny D.
Names seriously don't get better than this.

CHUBB, Percy

CHANCE, Lewlie G.

LAVENDER, Holly White
This is a man's name. And his colors.

GOBBLE, Weldon R. Jr.

HISCOCK, William
No, not mycock! Hiscock!

SNEEN, Marvin L. Jr.

LOOKER, Frank

MISSEY, Melvin M.

JESTER, Mayo

COCKMAN, Oren K.
Na na na na na na na na Cockman!!

BUNN, Gay C.
Did the Navy have an qualms admitting this guy?

LITTLEJOHN, Jack
Just amuses me.

FANNY, Roy L.
Is this the American or British fanny?

SASS, Elmer W.

SAMPLE, Samuel M.

SCHWING, John C.
Wayne's World!

LEMOS, Faust

KUNTA, Rudolph F.
Really? Really.

SMART, Webber

And now the name that prompted me post my latest list:

GLASCOCK, Nimrod

I might have to scan his name and signature....too many people did not believe this one.

The agony

DANGLER, Denis D
I appreciated the alliteration as well as the dangler.

ROY, Irby
He was so irbed, I mean irked by his name.

COWARD, Charles
He played the lion.

CRAZYTHUNDER, David F
Not just thunder...

WHITEBREAD, Elwood
So plain, yet Elwood adds a nice touch.

WALKER, Alonza Jr
I just can't fathom passing that name on.

JUNK, Ruediger H
Really?

BAD COB, Sylvester
What a corny name! What a corny comment!

SNOW, Time T
It's time! Time for what? Cold precipitation!

TUBBY, Jerry
Fat or thin, this name sucks.

CHRONIC, Joseph
Cool.

ANGER, Lawrence
I imagine that's how most Lawrences feel.

BONGABONG, Apoloni A
Whatthewhat?

GOODENOUGH, Robert
Yep. That's all I got.

TEET, Thomas
Why?

BUDAY, R E
I know it's not spelled properly, but how can you not think of cleaning butts?

DICK, Odie B
A combination of two winners.

WINKLESAS, Layne A
It's always wonderful to find a silly surname paired with a gem first name.

P.S. I don't find all of these. My coworkers helpfully discover funny things and allow me to list them here. Hooray for nice people!

More and more

TARDINO, Anthony
Tardino will become part of my slang repetoire.

WIMPEE, Delbert
Not much to live up to.

KITTEN, Edward
I'm guessing he was more of a dog person.

LUCKY, Richard
I like to think of him as Dick Lucky.

GAY, Richard
Even better that he was found on board the USS Bang.

RYE, Guy
Short and breadlike.

CRAPPS, Rubin
It doesn't matter what you pair Crapps with, but Rubin could be better.

BURPEE, Leroy
Excuse mee.

JURKEVITCH, Alex
He's one heck of a jurk.

More names

WAFFLE, Dick
My new favorite insult is dick waffle.

JANAKOS, Jick
As in the hybrid jerk dick?

CHIAPETTA, Joseph
What animal will he grow into?

CASH, John E. Jr.
He, too, wore black.

BAD MILK, Ronald
Perhaps Good Milk is more palattable.

LARGE, Harty
Like a sandwich or something.

LOVINGWOOD, Wendell
Many do.

SMELLY, John
That's just shameful.

SLUTTS, Ralph
What would your mother say?

McCOOL, Merlin
It's really a great combination.

SEX, Richard
O, just imagine those nicknames.

BUTTARO, Mario
Butt. Plus it rhymes, which is good criteria for this list.

WEAN, Eugene
What a Eugene!