The agony

DANGLER, Denis D
I appreciated the alliteration as well as the dangler.

ROY, Irby
He was so irbed, I mean irked by his name.

COWARD, Charles
He played the lion.

CRAZYTHUNDER, David F
Not just thunder...

WHITEBREAD, Elwood
So plain, yet Elwood adds a nice touch.

WALKER, Alonza Jr
I just can't fathom passing that name on.

JUNK, Ruediger H
Really?

BAD COB, Sylvester
What a corny name! What a corny comment!

SNOW, Time T
It's time! Time for what? Cold precipitation!

TUBBY, Jerry
Fat or thin, this name sucks.

CHRONIC, Joseph
Cool.

ANGER, Lawrence
I imagine that's how most Lawrences feel.

BONGABONG, Apoloni A
Whatthewhat?

GOODENOUGH, Robert
Yep. That's all I got.

TEET, Thomas
Why?

BUDAY, R E
I know it's not spelled properly, but how can you not think of cleaning butts?

DICK, Odie B
A combination of two winners.

WINKLESAS, Layne A
It's always wonderful to find a silly surname paired with a gem first name.

P.S. I don't find all of these. My coworkers helpfully discover funny things and allow me to list them here. Hooray for nice people!

More and more

TARDINO, Anthony
Tardino will become part of my slang repetoire.

WIMPEE, Delbert
Not much to live up to.

KITTEN, Edward
I'm guessing he was more of a dog person.

LUCKY, Richard
I like to think of him as Dick Lucky.

GAY, Richard
Even better that he was found on board the USS Bang.

RYE, Guy
Short and breadlike.

CRAPPS, Rubin
It doesn't matter what you pair Crapps with, but Rubin could be better.

BURPEE, Leroy
Excuse mee.

JURKEVITCH, Alex
He's one heck of a jurk.

More names

WAFFLE, Dick
My new favorite insult is dick waffle.

JANAKOS, Jick
As in the hybrid jerk dick?

CHIAPETTA, Joseph
What animal will he grow into?

CASH, John E. Jr.
He, too, wore black.

BAD MILK, Ronald
Perhaps Good Milk is more palattable.

LARGE, Harty
Like a sandwich or something.

LOVINGWOOD, Wendell
Many do.

SMELLY, John
That's just shameful.

SLUTTS, Ralph
What would your mother say?

McCOOL, Merlin
It's really a great combination.

SEX, Richard
O, just imagine those nicknames.

BUTTARO, Mario
Butt. Plus it rhymes, which is good criteria for this list.

WEAN, Eugene
What a Eugene!

The fruits of my mustard rolls

It's easy to see why these guys thought joining the Navy might improve their image (unless things went terribly awry)...

MYCOCK, William F
I like to call him Willie F Mycock (try it out loud). The flow is better. By the way, have you seen Mycock?

COX, Pearly
It usually is...after certain exercises.

HOWLING WOLF, Marvin
It's like naming your kid KICK ASS, Nerd.

LAFFOON, Flavois
I don't know which is worse.

KING, Arthur
The historical celebrity name.

ELLIAN, Monsieur
Excuse my French.

COUCH, Bonnie Jr
Jr?! This name was worth carrying on?

ICEMAN, Carl
Take my breath away...

MENSHOUSE, Jack R
Where else do you find the men?

DICKEY, Charles
The author.

ANGEL, Johnny
You're an angel to me.

I only wish I had kept track of every weird name I cam across. There's always tomorrow to look forward to.